A friend of mine work as a  greens-keeper and refers to himself as a grass-technician. 

It's funny how job titles get these funny fancy names. Subway employees become Sandwich artists. I mean, really??

Don't get me wrong, I love subway but if that is art then I am a regular Vincent Van Gogh!  I make a mean sambo!

I had a look on the internet for other ones... my favorite Environmental Maintenance Officer aka your local Garbo.

 Do you know of any over inflated job titles?