A friend of mine work as a greens-keeper and refers to himself as a grass-technician.
It's funny how job titles get these funny fancy names. Subway employees become Sandwich artists. I mean, really??
Don't get me wrong, I love subway but if that is art then I am a regular Vincent Van Gogh! I make a mean sambo!
I had a look on the internet for other ones... my favorite Environmental Maintenance Officer aka your local Garbo.
Do you know of any over inflated job titles?